Three turn off words

I pretty up much in my mind had these three words that will definitely turn you off....send me contributions....

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2. Are we related ?(that is so sick)
3. Are you done?
4. I don't shave
5. I gotta poop
6. And you are?
7. i had AIDS :-|
   
8. I just farted
9. My kid's asleep
10. U tasted it
11. it's only herpes

tonnes of 3 words out there...:-) gimme comment (btw statement above does not include me....)
I'm sure these will be an interesting topic :-))

More reasons

So today start off waking up at 2 a.m. Pretty psyche up after 8 hours of sleep. So call her up....she still awake watching slumdog millionaire. Then we started chatting and ended up talking hours and hours through the phone.Singing and yapping.....soon we realize its 6 in the morning, stomach started singing too so i offer her breakfast. Who wouldn't resist smell of Nasi Lemak in the morning. being the first customer there, waiting for half an hour in front of the shop beside Petronas mantin, Patiently....so 1 nasi lemak ayam and 1 more telur lah. Rm 5.60 is the amount that i have to pay. So 6.45 already at college, she could hear my CBC sound coming,Eat our breakfast together in the car, even though cramped up (couldn't move freely,limited space) Sunrise on ur face....nice view :-)

And now...have to go to class 9 in the morning until 1 p.m. Could things get better?