Three turn off words

I pretty up much in my mind had these three words that will definitely turn you off....send me contributions....

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2. Are we related ?(that is so sick)
3. Are you done?
4. I don't shave
5. I gotta poop
6. And you are?
7. i had AIDS :-|
   
8. I just farted
9. My kid's asleep
10. U tasted it
11. it's only herpes

tonnes of 3 words out there...:-) gimme comment (btw statement above does not include me....)
I'm sure these will be an interesting topic :-))